Zeke was outside throwing rocks from our yard into a puddle in the road.
I asked him to please stop throwing the rocks into the puddle.
He replied, “Why?”
I said, “Because we bought those rocks from the store to make the path.”
Zeke, as he tosses the rocks back on the path, ” Who buys rocks from the store anyway?”
Me, “Oh My.” while laughing hysterically.
You have to love a quick witted 5 year old. Not only that but, he literally has millions of one liners.